Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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