Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I think I sprained my soul last night
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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