How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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