Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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