Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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