I am puke
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Randomize
