of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Randomize
