I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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