I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
i just google imaged poop.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
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