i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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