yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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