great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
Randomize
