yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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