Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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