I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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