is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
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