I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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