Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
But I just had this pork p�t�. It was dick grabbing.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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