This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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