so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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