If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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