I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
operation harelip BJ is a go
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
