Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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