You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
True college students do jello shots in the library
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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