So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Randomize
