hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I could have mohawked her pubes.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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