Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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