I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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