Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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