you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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