It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Do vagina's smell?
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
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