Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
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