Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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