I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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