garbage
garbage dick
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you win
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Girls should come with a carfax report
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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