Porn is love you can see.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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