stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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