everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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