Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
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