just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
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