I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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