At least make sure they are 18
Why
I just made out with a guy for $7.
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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