I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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