Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Less talking, more tequila
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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