He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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