tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I deserve to be covered in dicks
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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