apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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