You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Randomize
