do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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