is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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