so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
